You don't like our sound
Well I don't like your face
We are Girl Scout Promise
And I girl scout promise, I'll kick your ass
I don't need your negative attitude
I don't need your douchey pessimism
I've got enough of my own
Thank you for the offer
I'm not too big a fan of playing guitar solos
Because I don't really know how to play guitar
I'm just playing a couple chords here and there
And if you've got a problem, well, I'll pull your hair
Cause we are Girl Scout Promise
We never did promise you anything else
It's not like we're paying you to listen, unless we are
Well if we are, you better be having a fucking blast
I'm not a fan of confrontation
But if you confront me, I'll break your face
You may think "He's just a wussy artist"
But you'd better come up to me and say that to my fist
As it connects with your face and you fall to the ground
You'll be hearing this kind of repetitive lo-fi sound
From the guy who just punched you and turned you into a bloody mess
People will ask what happened and you'll say to them
'Girl Scout Promise just kicked my ass'
I better not mess with them they kicked my ass
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