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In My Cabinet

by Girl Scout Promise

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A children's song that's not really a children' song about how we're all going to probably die.

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Do you even do stuff?
Cause I like stuff to do
Do you like foodstuff?
Cause I like stuff thats food

Peaches in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee!
Fruits in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee!

I can count 1-2-3
On my fingers and toes
You can smell failed democracy
With your cute button nose

Boogers in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee!
Mothballs in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee!

My truck has no car stereo
I can't hear the news
It's all fake bigly bullshit
I'll hit up Facebook, dudes!

There's Nazis in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee!
There's no Nazis in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee! (I'm a dirty cuck)

don't need no education
don't need no medication
here eat this hamburger
America's on vacation

Theres mustard in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee!
Relish this, my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee! (America is fucked)

The next 4 years I'll be okay
Cause I'm a hairy white man!
But I'm also a Jew-man too
And a Bernie Sanders fan

Crying in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee!
Sobbing in my cabinet!
Bayyyyybeeeee! (We're all gonna die)

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released February 18, 2017
Alex and Jordan

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